Happy Thanksgiving

I am a tool, so I am working. On Thankgiving. For the second year in a row. Welcome to academia. But best wishes to you, etc. By the way, can you think of a better reason to kill a turkey and eat its delicious flesh than the fact that Moby doesn't want you to?

See also, Turducken, for three times the sentient-being killing goodness.

Update: That turducken = 4x the killing madness, since there's sausage in them thar hills. Although you could have sausage in your normal turkey stuffing, which would make turducken 2x more genocidially delicious. Your call, Hitler.