Brrrnnnnnttt.

Eddie Izzard was right, all the macho guys in Rome are riding around, looking sideways and going "Ciao." Also,

In the '30s, Hitler: Czechoslovakia, Poland, France, Second World War... Russian front not a good idea... Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid. Cause, you know, playing Risk, you could never hold on to Asia. That Asian-Eastern European area, you could never hold it, could you? Seven extra men at the beginning of every go, but you couldn't fucking hold it. Australasia, that was the one. Australasia. All the purples. Get everyone on Papua New Guinea and just build up and build up...

South America isn't quite as easy, but works too. Which would explain the Boys from Brazil, now, wouldn't it?