J Imag Genomics

After the recent stem-cell debacle, Science is thinking of changing their format to include sections detailing the contributions of each author and the author's "Statement of Concurence" with the paper's conclusions. This spoof by the NY Times is so true, it's... really true. My favorite bit, from the third author:

I performed all PCR reactions, gel analysis, bioinformatics, statistical analysis, collection of pine tree samples and nuclear transfer procedures. I also suggested the original idea for the experiment, wrote the grant proposal and executed all experiments without the aid of a technician.