I'm sorry, but you are just not freakishly tall enough

Over the weekend my brother and I played at casting for a sitcom based on our family. Judging was done by how much laughter each suggestion immediately got multiplied by how much it annoyed that person. I'm not so mean as I seem, act, or as your best testing indicates, so I won't put up the whole cast. However, I'm fair game, and depending on who you ask, I'm either:

Stephen Fry

or:

Brad Garrett

You make the call.

PS:









Trust me - you'll probably have to - these are hillarious.