"The last time I played a 60-second nonstop drum roll was never"

World's Fastest Drummer Contest. But there's always a hater:

Some in the crowd don't see the point of the contest. "It offends me musically," declares Jim Gifford, a rock-soul drummer from Chicago.

Me? I'm all set to become the worlds fastest blogger. Check this out:

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Less than a second's work, dude.