And yet my nameless dread doesn't appear there

33 Names of Things You Never Knew Had Names:

1. AGLET
The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.

2. ARMSAYE
The armhole in clothing.

3. CHANKING
Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.

Also, I am willing to state that never before in history of the world has there been a football column that began:

Seahawks: Leap of faith or fall from grace?
Nineteenth century Danish philosopher Sorren Kierkegaard said that humans could only emerge from existential despair and find a sense of permanence by making a leap of faith.

Yep.