How to harvest a turkey

A random thought I've had is that if I were suddenly transported back in time 200 years I would have a hard time finding a grocery store with frozen pizzas. I could talk about wavefunctions and how Terminator 2 is a great movie and then I would starve to death (maybe freezing first).

Anyway, not to go on some sort of back to basics live off the land make your own rabbit-pelt condoms freakout, but if you are curious where delicious meat comes from before its wrapped up in nice plastic packages, here's how to harvest a turkey (heads up - somewhat graphic).