86 Rules
How debauched of me to post this, but these are good rules even for restaurants:
Excerpts from Modern Drunkard's 86 Rules of Boozing:
7. "Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night."
I think this applies to borrowing in general.
13. "If your bartender makes your drink too weak, order a double the next time. He'll get the message."
20. "Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks."
39. "Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value."
48. "Men don't drink from straws."
66. "Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, 'I'm an idiot.'"
Excerpts from Modern Drunkard's 86 Rules of Boozing:
7. "Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night."
I think this applies to borrowing in general.
13. "If your bartender makes your drink too weak, order a double the next time. He'll get the message."
20. "Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks."
39. "Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value."
48. "Men don't drink from straws."
66. "Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, 'I'm an idiot.'"
posted by Mike Beversluis at
Saturday, April 16, 2005
6 Comments:
Next time I am in a bar, I will tell the bartender "I'm an idiot" and he/she will answer "Sam Adams, Guinness and Boddington"
By
JTS, at 16 April, 2005 19:50
I kinda doubt it will go that way; in fact, I dare you to do so.
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Mike Beversluis, at 17 April, 2005 13:05
Therefore it is not equivalent.
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JTS, at 18 April, 2005 00:30
Don't be so pendantic; the equivalence is many-to-one, not one-to-one. For instance, we can debate what having this conversation is equivalent to, which may also be "I am an idiot." It's not really mutally exclusive.
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Mike Beversluis, at 18 April, 2005 08:53
Wow, Sam Adams, Guinness and Boddington?
Thank God for Northwest microbrews.
By
Anonymous, at 18 April, 2005 11:44
Cracker please - Guiness, Sam Adams, and Boddingtons are all fine. Get off your high, damp, and mossy horse.
By
Mike Beversluis, at 18 April, 2005 14:13
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