M. Hedberg 2

• You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".


• I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.


• I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. "Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches?" All-encompassingly...