Chuck Norris facts

Don't be fooled - get the Facts about Chuck Norris. Facts like:

If you paint one painting, that doesn't make you a painter. However, Chuck Norris baked one cake and now holds the record as The World's Greatest Baker.

Sadly, 99% of those facts are retarded and that's the best one. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have linked to this, but I'm going to leave it up to spite myself.

(see instead the somewhat better Facts about Vin Diesel.)