Heh (Whew!)

Turning the key this morning, I noticed that the passenger window was rolled half way down. Which was odd, because I had left it [1] there over the weekend, which means it had been sitting out for two days with a window rolled down. From this I make two observations: One, car theft isn't a big problem there, and two, my car is emminently undesirable. I'd insert a l'Hopital's Rule joke here, but instead I'll concede that it's a total beater at this point. And the beat(er) goes on, or something.

1. Unlike the pacific human rights mobile, this one's refered to as my urban assault vehicle. [2]

2. You named your car too, right?