Mike Beversluis

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Veritas Airlines

The Economist grows a sense of humor:

GOOD morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are delighted to welcome you aboard Veritas Airways, the airline that tells it like it is. Please ensure that your seat belt is fastened, your seat back is upright and your tray-table is stowed. At Veritas Airways, your safety is our first priority. Actually, that is not quite true: if it were, our seats would be rear-facing, like those in military aircraft, since they are safer in the event of an emergency landing. But then hardly anybody would buy our tickets and we would go bust. More

If this follows the NY Times/GM protocol, we should hear a response from the FAA about something called Veritas Magazine...

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