scoring at home

According to this 1940's TIME magazine cartoon, I am 36% high-brow, 46% upper middle-brow, and 9% eacg lower middle-brow and low-brow.  The percentages shift a little if I'm allowed to pick more than one drink...  pretty ecumenical when it comes to that, actually.

ha ha

Phew

Facial hair trustworthiness scale - third from the left, so not too bad, or perhaps appearances are deceiving?


Via the four winds and the intarnet...

true'dat

xkcd nails it.

lol

timely as always

Wondermark #626

I dislike a lot about higher education

Dan Hoover channels Ambrose Bierce and breaks the yearly admissions news release down... [via]

Unhappy Hipster is the new Stuff White People Like

They are absolutely killing:

• No time to marvel at his sheer luck; Larry just ran.
• Their relationship was based on preparing absurdly complicated recipes using overpriced ingredients.
• The emotional distance was immeasurable.

Ah, how do you say, "Pobre senorita, no esta es agredable... heh heh" ???

"Bueno, que tal?" indeed.

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Personally, I'm still waiting for full-contact curling

the cos talks about his, very brief, ownership of a cobra

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Via my sister

heh

Unhappy hipsters:

"You can come out when you can properly explain the differences between Modernist architecture and postmodern ornamentation."

a bit of mavenry

The Chaos Poem

Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you'll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.
[...]

It goes on like that, near as I can tell, forever... Hey, it would be a good way to practice for a vocabulary exam.

doh

Via the intarnet and the four winds

Ah, modern life

On one hand, printers can be annoying... on the other, if toner cartridges are the biggest problem you face, the rest of the world - for all of recorded history - would like to offer you some perspective.

Numerology abounds

Happy Palindrome Day (01 02 2010)

Homer Simpson's Christmas Wish List

Donut Seeds

Funny Ha ha

Hipsters ruin everything, part 1 and Hipsters 2.

People have been acting silly since just about Day 2

The Yodeling Meter is very scientific.

via Black and WTF