Quotes

"When he cut off his own ear that was simply psychotic; When he then mailed that severed ear to his favorite hooker, that was Dutch."
Adam Beversluis

"There is a refrigerator that will tell you how much milk is left in the carton. What are we, idiots?"
Ron Reagan Jr., on CNET’s TV.COM

[Yes? - ed.]

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
Leo J. Burke

"Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there."
Mickey Friedman

"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life."
P. J. O'Rourke

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
Fred Allen

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging."
Joe Martin

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx

"One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say."
Will Durant