a bit of mavenry

The Chaos Poem

Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you'll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.
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It goes on like that, near as I can tell, forever... Hey, it would be a good way to practice for a vocabulary exam.