Explanation

My love of quotes is explained, in an appropriately post-modern way with a quote:

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Dorothy L. Sayers

And why not just lean into the punch:

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
P. G. Wodehouse

Great men are not always idiots
Karen Elizabeth Gordon

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg