Mike Beversluis

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Time to Release My Obnoxious Amnesia Gas

The Blowfish List: A List of Blowfish Defenses (To use when a critic gives you a negative criticism). For example, here are some that I have actually used:

43. Peanuts
Make the wah-wah sound that Charlie Brown's teachers make when they talk.

48. Taxi Driver
Re-enact DeNiro's famous mirror scene until the critic backs down in fear.

73. Pardon
Simply state, "I'm going to pretend you didn't say that."

88. Identification
Respond sarcastically, "What are you, some sort of critic?"


Note, the best defense is a good offense.

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