General Tso's Chicken
I blame Henry Kissenger.
Labels: food
posted by Mike Beversluis at
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
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2 Comments:
"Ah, General Gao, you were a bloodthirsty foe, but your chicken is delectable!"
By
Anonymous, at 06 February, 2007 10:46
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1. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
2. Gun wounds again?
3. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
4. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
5. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
6. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
7. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
8. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
9. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
10.Beat him out of recognizable shape!
11. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
12. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
13. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
By
Mike Beversluis, at 06 February, 2007 11:27
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