Super Bowl Rings

Craig Boreth wrote that jewelry is mostly bought by men for women despite men having no idea about what women want or like (other than bigger usually better). The upshot of his advice was to find a place with a bulletproof exchange policy and pretend, if need be, not to notice that she's wearing something else.

Anyway, with Super Bowl Sunday nearly upon us (old, but funny: Guess who had no idea that the Super Bowl was yesterday?), here's more evidence that men should just never buy or wear jewelry.

P.S., since the linking cherry is off: This is how bad the whole irony thing has gotten and The Jumping is Clearly Ironic. Also, If Only.