Buy the new DVD's now or wait till Spring?

Futurama's back.

And that is irony!

Lines from Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic" modified to actually be ironic.

A death row pardon two minutes too late... because the governor was too busy watching Dead Man Walking to grant clemency any earlier.

Rain on your wedding day... to Ra, the Egyptian sun-god.

But still, aren't these more absurd than ironic? My favorite bit of ironic humor is the Robot Devil episode of Futurama.

Clipped, quoted, duly noted.

20/20 linkdump:

• Suitcase nukes? Totally not worth it Iran.
• How to scale video for better HDTV viewing. On a related note, Hollywood hates you.
  
• Wisdom for grads.
• Ah, yes, the old lego ball and plate dohicky.
• VQ35DE + Nissan Sentra = Crazy Delcious. Actually, more like, Crazy Torque Steer. And yet I want one.
• Which reminds me, NBC is a douchbag.
• This is a photoshop, right? I mean, c;mon - Scotland?
• Check it out: They're spinning, cracker, they're spinning!
• Home made Futurama Pinball Machine. And now, for no raisin, I will mention that my favorite Futurama episode is the one where Fry makes a pact with the Robot Devil. Crazy flipper action indeed.
• Housing Bubbles. Judging from the number of flyers that I get each day, there's a blinking contest going on between buyers and sellers in DC right now. If rates keep going up, those floating ARM loans are going to go pop. By the way, so might Sallie Mae, given their debt /asset portfolio. You know, like my student loans. Ha!
  
• If that's a little obscure, perhaps you can decode it with this DIY Enigma Kit.
• More stuff whenever.

Funny ha ha

• Kiss my shiny metal daffodil
  
• 4 > 6, definitely
  
• ¿Por qué eso divertido? Estúpido gringos.
  
• On a related note

UPDATE!

• Senior citizens